This little lot is from Adrian Kermode, MD of Porsche, Chester.....
1) Idiots who sit in the outside lane on the motorway when the inside lanes are free, then glare at you when you finally get passed!
2) The guy on Juice FM who keeps saying Juice FM in a ridicules voice and breathing out on the M hhhhhhhhh
3) People who smoke in cars with kids in the car.
No contest here - it's definitely number one going in the bin today. Don't they 'drive' you crazy - all these mad people queueing up in the outside line to overtake when the other lanes are practically empty! What's the matter with drivers in this country? I haven't seen this happen anywhere else - have you?
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John Hall wrote...
If you really want to see "heart in the mouth - road rage inducing" driving, give Johannesburg (or whatever we call it now)a go.
1. Imagine a four lane highway were every lane is a slow lane, a lets think about it lane and a fast lane and a one for good luck lane. Anything goes, speed limits do not exist, indicators suddenly stop working, cars flying past on your left and on your right, and that includes when you are in the slow lane.
2. Traffic lights, for some obscure reason are called "robots". Mind you they may as well be Dalek impersonators, as no one takes a blind bit of notice of them. A red light only really requires you to stop if it has been red for some time. Green lights are an invitation to 'put foot' and race any forthcoming change. Orange - oh! yes, that's the one in the middle.
If Mr Hamilton (of F1 fame) really wants to claim the championship he could do far worse that attempt a morning run from Pretoria (I think it's still called that) to Johannesburg (?) just to sharpen the reflexes. It's great.
Posted by: John Hall | October 12, 2007 3:51 PM